The Perfect Cup Cake

houseWIFE

Ingredients:

1 over-anxious housewife

1 husband

2 children

Method:

Extract brain from housewife. Cut into medial fibres on both sides of the interior cingular gyrus. Be careful not to cut the anterior cerebral artery. Stuff back, sew up and dress in new frock. Serve.

You will find this dish most palatable.

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